Two Hunters
 

Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are glazed.

The other guy takes out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead, what can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First, lets make sure he is dead."

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"